Kaizen Chaos

You know what I am tired of? Buying nice clothes that after one time through the washer and dryer they change the way they fit you. I am wearing black Express Men pants and a light blue polo. The pants have shrunk so much it looks like I’m waiting for a flood and my shirt has shrunk so much every time I sit down the back of it comes untucked! I don’t think I’ve gotten any taller! Really makes me mad! I mean, why do I even try to buy nice clothes or wash my clothes? If you buy them too big at the store anticipating them to shrink in the washer, then they don’t shrink and you are left with pants that drag on the ground and a butt that looks like you have an opened umbrella stuck in your ass and a shirt that makes you look like you just lost 150 lbs. The sleeves are down past your elbows, which really pisses you off ’cause it pulls on your shoulders and collar funny every time you move your arms.

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